Wait until PPE see this!

[Pucks11]

[aaaahockey]

You can't make this stuff up.  Next year they will start the "Doodle Bug Elite" program for only the best 5 year olds

[bb2j3z]

6u program lol..  competitive program for advanced 5 & 6 year-olds...  wow.

[Lifelongbender]

Well, that is hilarious on so many levels.

You do have to appreciate their sweaters, though. Always been a fan of their uniforms.

[forbin]

At this point I'm just waiting for the EXCEL Academy Daycare to pop up. A competitive environment for your hockey minded infant/toddler ages 18m-4 years.  The sad thing is that I personally know of a couple parents that would be all over it.

[dazedandconfused]

A couple? They'd be lined up to Firebirds.

[nemesis8679]

This is hilarious. Wonder what other ELITE 5 year olds they'll be up against? 

 

“Here comes Little Timmy down the boards, picking up steam. He has those $900 skates, really paying off here. He dishes it to Baby Boy Jonathan in the slot, HE SHOOTS.... oh, it goes wide as he shits his pants and starts crying for his mommy. Oh, my. The crowd is letting him have it, with chants of 'get off the ice' and "get back into your crib" as the coaches get him cleaned up and back over to the bench."

[Danner27]

Wow! Thank the lord my kids are done! 

[HSFBLJ]

"chicks" elite